Top 10 most stupid questions

• Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations
• 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here...
• 2. In the bus:A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't youtry again.
• 3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask...Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
• 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiterStupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good??Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. Weoccassionaly also spit in it.
• 5. At a family get-together:When some distant aunt meets you after yearsStupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
• 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's justthe money.
• 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb wittedmoron.
• 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
• 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
• 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your officeasks...Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk andnow it's in flames!!!